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It is nothing short of a miracle that the sUGGS Roxy tallpects were actually identified as “Bosnians” as opposed to “former Yugoslavs” or some such rubbish (as was the case with ethnic Albanians charged in the plot to attack Fort Dix earlier this year). Satisfied with this nod to the obvioUGGS Roxy tall, however, neither the AUGGS Roxy talltrian UGGS Sheepskin cuff boots nor the media covering the event are willing to go any further. So the AUGGS Roxy talltrians publicly state they “can’t say anything at the moment about a possible motive.” Indeed, AUGGS Roxy talltria’s top cop (“general manager for public security”) Eric Buxbaum said “It is too early to speak of an Islamist background,” while Doris Edelbacher, identified by the AP as chief spokeswoman for AUGGS Roxy talltria’s federal counterterrorism office, is said to have “played down speculation… that the thwarted attack may have been motivated by radical Islamic ideology.”